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Luditek Sound-Activated Party Light
Plug-in disco light that turns any room into a dance floor.
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Completely Unnecessary. Absolutely Essential.
Nobody needs any of this. Everybody will want a picture with it.
Novelty items, ridiculous games and things you'll explain for years.
What makes a good unnecessary thing
- It gets used more than once.
- It's funny to the whole group, not at someone's expense.
- It looks good in a photo.
- It's still safe to use at the end of a long day.
Where these shine
White-elephant swaps, house superlatives, birthday gags, graduation send-offs and the shelf above the TV where the house keeps its trophies.
Skip it if
It's mean, it targets a person or a group, it's a hazard, or it'll be in a trash bag by Monday.
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SWIMLINE Giant Flamingo Ride-On Float
The classic giant flamingo. Photo bait.
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MXoSUM Inflatable T-Rex Rider Costume
Ride a T-Rex to the party. Exactly what it sounds like.
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OTTFF Rotating Disco Ball Bulb
Screws into a normal lamp socket. Instant party mode.
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Animolds Giant 29-Inch Rubber Chicken
Screams for up to 45 seconds. No explanation will be given.
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Theefun 750ML Bubble Machine
Metal plug-in bubble machine. Point at the porch, walk away.
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Jumbo Star Sunglasses (12 Pack)
Comically oversized star shades for the group photo.
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TD.IVES Novelty Party Hats (6)
Six assorted funny costume hats for the photo booth.
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Novelty Place Drinking Helmet
The classic two-can helmet with straws. Soda works too.
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BLKSMITH Viking Drinking Helmet
A horned Viking helmet that holds two cans.
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GoFloats Giant Inflatable Beach Ball
Comically huge beach ball for the yard or pool. Patch kit included.
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JYZCOS Inflatable Sumo Suit
Battery-powered blow-up sumo suit. Takes 4 AA batteries (not included).
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BOGABRA Dad Bod Belly Fanny Pack
Realistic printed beer-gut waist bag. Holds phone, keys and wallet.
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HEYTOP Funny Costume Hats (10 assorted)
Ten assorted crazy costume hats for dress-up parties and photo booths.
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GOOFBALLS Novelty Propeller Hat
Colorful spinning propeller beanie cap.
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Nicky Bigs Foam Beer Stein Hat
Oversized foam beer-stein hat with a frothy foam top; one size fits most.
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Aeaocvo Traffic Cone Hat
Novelty traffic-cone hat for costume and dress-up parties.
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gagift world Umbrella Hat (21 in)
21-inch folding umbrella hat with an elastic headband.
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Rhode Island Novelty Chicken Hat
Plush novelty chicken hat; one per order.
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TUSBUIR Funny Duck Bucket Hat
Unisex fisherman-style bucket hat with a duck design.
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Swakuta Luau Novelty Sunglasses (36 pack)
36 pairs of tropical-themed novelty sunglasses for luau, pool and beach parties.
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Qunonaty Novelty Food Party Sunglasses (12 pack)
12 novelty party glasses shaped like donuts, pizza, ice cream and fruit for photo-booth props.
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HEYTOP Funny Novelty Party Glasses (16 pack)
16 assorted novelty-shaped party glasses for dress-up and photo-booth props.
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TD.IVES Funny Party Sunglasses (12 pack)
12 pairs of assorted novelty costume sunglasses for adults, usable as photo-booth props.
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